• Dark Heather funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • White funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Navy funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Sport Grey funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Black funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Military Green funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Royal funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
  • Sand funny cat t-shirt with "Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong" design, front view
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Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong

Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong

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  • Each tee provides 10 meals to abandoned cats
  • Monthly photo updates from the feeding runs your order pays for
  • Midweight ring-spun cotton, printed just for you when you order
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Our Mission

Every year, somewhere between 2.8 and 3 million cats without homes end up in shelters — often with nothing, and in rough conditions. We're a small crew of cat people who put part of every purchase toward feeding and caring for kittens left behind on the streets. With each order, you help give them the love they've always deserved.

30-Day Love-It Guarantee

Give your tee a full 30-day try. If it doesn't live up to what you imagined, return it for a full refund — no questions asked, no hassle. Your satisfaction means just as much to us as the kittens you're helping feed.

Does your purchase really help?

Yes — every order directly helps feed cats in need.

  • Trusted by thousands of cat lovers worldwide
  • 600,000+ meals funded so far
  • Real photos straight from our feeding operations
  • Honest reviews from real customers

We're a small team with a big mission. Every tee funds 10 meals for abandoned kittens — and within 30 days you'll get your first photos of the difference you made.

Questions about shipping, tracking, or how it all works? Say hi at hello@purrheads.

Why You'll Love It

Your cat's death stare before coffee and yours are basically the same face. This shirt just makes it official.

A grumpy glare, a stolen mug, and a threat that's mostly a joke (mostly). Peak pre-caffeine feline energy, printed in warm retro sunset tones.

Wear it for the cat that head-butts you awake at 5am, judges your life choices before you've had a sip, and somehow still gets away with it every single morning.

Soft cotton, true to size, made when you order it. Drink your coffee first. No promises about the murder part.

And every purchase feeds a cat who'd also rather have breakfast than a body count.

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Our promise

Every purchase helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats

Every day, abandoned cats go hungry — cold, scared, and with no one to count on.

Every order you place helps change that. We work with local rescues to turn your purchase into real meals for cats in need.

600,000+ meals funded by our community — and counting
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers

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How your purchase helps provide meals in 3 simple steps

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Each tee helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats.

Many customers order a few to share with friends and help us provide even more meals.

We help get meals to cats

We help get meals to cats

We work with trusted local rescues and coordinate with street feeding volunteers.

Your purchase helps us get meals to cats in need, through the people who know exactly where they wait.

Monthly photo updates

Monthly photo updates

Each month, you'll receive photos from our feeding operations.

These photos capture real moments from the field, shared with you every month.

FAQs

Where are your t-shirts printed and shipped from?

Every Purrheads t-shirt is printed and shipped right here in the USA, with printers in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia. For our international customers, we've partnered with incredible printers around the world to get your order to you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! Shipping rates will vary depending on where you are, so be sure to check the shipping policy here for details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey to your door!

What size fits me best?

Sizing can always be a tricky one. We've made sure to include a handy size chart on every single product page. Please use those to find your perfect fit

What materials are the tees made from?

We use high-quality, soft, comfy materials for all our products. Ensuring you can wear them whether lounging around the house or on another adventure.

What do I do if there’s a problem?

We pride ourselves on having the best customer service possible! If you have any questions, or any issues arise, please feel free to reach us at hello@purrheads.com

Specifications

The Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Cat T-Shirt is for cat lovers, coffee lovers, and anyone who needs caffeine before conversation, and it makes a funny gift for a coworker, a cat mom, or anyone who is dangerous before their first cup.

It says the quiet part out loud, in a grumpy stare, before the coffee even kicks in.

Design: a deadpan black cat with narrowed yellow eyes clutches a white coffee mug in front of a retro sunset-stripe circle, bold white lettering arching "COFFEE" above and stacking "BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG" below. Dry, a little unhinged, exactly how every cat person feels before 9am, and the kind of print that gets a knowing laugh out of anyone waiting on their second cup.

Product details: 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, midweight — soft enough for daily wear, sturdy enough for a coffee spill or two.

Fit and sizing: true-to-size unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeve, regular fit through the body — order your usual size.

Colors: Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black, Military Green, Dark Heather, and Sand — eight options, so there's a shade for every mug-in-hand morning.

Sizes: S–3XL.

Printing: direct-to-garment (DTG) print for a sharp, durable finish that keeps every stripe and letter crisp wash after wash.

Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, no ironing directly on the print.

Made to order: each shirt is made to order — no overstock, no warehouse pile of extra mediums, just your size, printed when you order it.

A great conversation-starter for a work-from-home standup, the office coffee run, or a birthday or Christmas gift for the coworker who lives on caffeine — the joke lands before anyone reads past line one.

Purrheads makes design-led apparel for cat people: witty, warm, identity-proud graphic tees for anyone who has ever been fully owned by their cat. Questions about sizing, fit, or your order? Email hello@purrheads.com.