• Navy funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • White funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Black funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Sport Grey funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Dark Heather funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Sand funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Military Green funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
  • Royal funny cat t-shirt with "Certified Menace to Society" design, front view
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Certified Menace to Society

Certified Menace to Society

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  • Each tee provides 10 meals to abandoned cats
  • Monthly photo updates from the feeding runs your order pays for
  • Midweight ring-spun cotton, printed just for you when you order
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Our Mission

Every year, somewhere between 2.8 and 3 million cats without homes end up in shelters — often with nothing, and in rough conditions. We're a small crew of cat people who put part of every purchase toward feeding and caring for kittens left behind on the streets. With each order, you help give them the love they've always deserved.

30-Day Love-It Guarantee

Give your tee a full 30-day try. If it doesn't live up to what you imagined, return it for a full refund — no questions asked, no hassle. Your satisfaction means just as much to us as the kittens you're helping feed.

Does your purchase really help?

Yes — every order directly helps feed cats in need.

  • Trusted by thousands of cat lovers worldwide
  • 600,000+ meals funded so far
  • Real photos straight from our feeding operations
  • Honest reviews from real customers

We're a small team with a big mission. Every tee funds 10 meals for abandoned kittens — and within 30 days you'll get your first photos of the difference you made.

Questions about shipping, tracking, or how it all works? Say hi at hello@purrheads.

Why You'll Love It

Certified Menace to Society. There's a bow on this kitten and a badge to prove it, and cute is not the same as innocent.

This is the shirt for cat dads, cat moms, and cat lovers whose sweetest-looking cat has the longest rap sheet. You already know which cat we mean.

A distressed halftone tabby kitten, wide-eyed and bow-tied, stamped inside a vintage badge like an official notice nobody asked for. Delinquent, but make it charming.

100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, built for every day. Eight colors, so the real troublemaker in the house always has a shirt that matches.

Every order also helps feed a rescue cat whose menace is mostly just hunger.

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Our promise

Every purchase helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats

Every day, abandoned cats go hungry — cold, scared, and with no one to count on.

Every order you place helps change that. We work with local rescues to turn your purchase into real meals for cats in need.

600,000+ meals funded by our community — and counting
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers

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How your purchase helps provide meals in 3 simple steps

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Each tee helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats.

Many customers order a few to share with friends and help us provide even more meals.

We help get meals to cats

We help get meals to cats

We work with trusted local rescues and coordinate with street feeding volunteers.

Your purchase helps us get meals to cats in need, through the people who know exactly where they wait.

Monthly photo updates

Monthly photo updates

Each month, you'll receive photos from our feeding operations.

These photos capture real moments from the field, shared with you every month.

FAQs

Where are your t-shirts printed and shipped from?

Every Purrheads t-shirt is printed and shipped right here in the USA, with printers in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia. For our international customers, we've partnered with incredible printers around the world to get your order to you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! Shipping rates will vary depending on where you are, so be sure to check the shipping policy here for details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey to your door!

What size fits me best?

Sizing can always be a tricky one. We've made sure to include a handy size chart on every single product page. Please use those to find your perfect fit

What materials are the tees made from?

We use high-quality, soft, comfy materials for all our products. Ensuring you can wear them whether lounging around the house or on another adventure.

What do I do if there’s a problem?

We pride ourselves on having the best customer service possible! If you have any questions, or any issues arise, please feel free to reach us at hello@purrheads.com

Specifications

The Certified Menace to Society Funny Cat T-Shirt is for cat dads, cat moms, and cat lovers who know their sweetest-looking kitten is secretly running the household, and it makes a funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any cat person whose "angel" has a rap sheet. It is a bold graphic tee and an instant conversation starter.

The design: a distressed, halftone illustration of a wide-eyed tabby kitten wearing a delicate bow, set inside a circular vintage-stamp badge. Arced block-letter type reads "Certified Menace to Society," ringed with small sparkle accents, like an official notice for the most harmless-looking troublemaker in the house.

Perfect for: cat dads and cat moms whose "good" cat knocks things off the counter on purpose, cat lovers who find a little chaos charming, and anyone shopping for a birthday or Christmas gift for a cat person who already knows their pet is the real menace.

Product details: a soft, true-to-size unisex crew neck t-shirt with short sleeves and a classic regular fit. The fabric is 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, in a comfortable midweight jersey.

Fit and sizing: true to size with a relaxed unisex cut. Size up for an oversized look, or size down for a more fitted feel. See the size chart for chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters.

Colors: available in navy, royal, sport grey, white, black, military green, dark heather, and sand.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.

Printing: printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing for a smooth, durable, full-color finish that holds up wash after wash. Every shirt is an original Purrheads design, printed to order and made just for you.

Care: machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the printed design.

Made to order: each tee is printed on demand, so it is always available and made fresh for your order. Purrheads makes original, premium cat-themed apparel for cat people. Questions about sizing, shipping, or returns? Email hello@purrheads.com and we will help.