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Coffee First Humans Later

Coffee First Humans Later

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  • Each tee provides 10 meals to abandoned cats
  • Monthly photo updates from the feeding runs your order pays for
  • Midweight ring-spun cotton, printed just for you when you order
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Our Mission

Every year, somewhere between 2.8 and 3 million cats without homes end up in shelters — often with nothing, and in rough conditions. We're a small crew of cat people who put part of every purchase toward feeding and caring for kittens left behind on the streets. With each order, you help give them the love they've always deserved.

30-Day Love-It Guarantee

Give your tee a full 30-day try. If it doesn't live up to what you imagined, return it for a full refund — no questions asked, no hassle. Your satisfaction means just as much to us as the kittens you're helping feed.

Does your purchase really help?

Yes — every order directly helps feed cats in need.

  • Trusted by thousands of cat lovers worldwide
  • 600,000+ meals funded so far
  • Real photos straight from our feeding operations
  • Honest reviews from real customers

We're a small team with a big mission. Every tee funds 10 meals for abandoned kittens — and within 30 days you'll get your first photos of the difference you made.

Questions about shipping, tracking, or how it all works? Say hi at hello@purrheads.

Why You'll Love It

Some mornings you feed the cat. Some mornings the cat reminds you who's really in charge.

For cat dads, cat moms, and coffee-loving cat owners who live by one house rule: caffeine first, conversation later.

A hand-drawn cat, a moka pot, and a paw-print mug in bold two-color art, plus lettering that says the quiet part out loud.

100% ring-spun cotton, true to size, made to order, and available in eleven colors.

Every order also helps feed cats who'd put dinner first if they could reach the can.

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Our promise

Every purchase helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats

Every day, abandoned cats go hungry — cold, scared, and with no one to count on.

Every order you place helps change that. We work with local rescues to turn your purchase into real meals for cats in need.

600,000+ meals funded by our community — and counting
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers
Abandoned cats being fed by volunteers

How your purchase helps provide meals in 3 simple steps

Choose your style

Choose your style

Each tee helps us provide 10 meals to abandoned cats.

Many customers order a few to share with friends and help us provide even more meals.

We help get meals to cats

We help get meals to cats

We work with trusted local rescues and coordinate with street feeding volunteers.

Your purchase helps us get meals to cats in need, through the people who know exactly where they wait.

Monthly photo updates

Monthly photo updates

Each month, you'll receive photos from our feeding operations.

These photos capture real moments from the field, shared with you every month.

FAQs

Where are your t-shirts printed and shipped from?

Every Purrheads t-shirt is printed and shipped right here in the USA, with printers in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia. For our international customers, we've partnered with incredible printers around the world to get your order to you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! Shipping rates will vary depending on where you are, so be sure to check the shipping policy here for details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey to your door!

What size fits me best?

Sizing can always be a tricky one. We've made sure to include a handy size chart on every single product page. Please use those to find your perfect fit

What materials are the tees made from?

We use high-quality, soft, comfy materials for all our products. Ensuring you can wear them whether lounging around the house or on another adventure.

What do I do if there’s a problem?

We pride ourselves on having the best customer service possible! If you have any questions, or any issues arise, please feel free to reach us at hello@purrheads.com

Specifications

The Coffee First Humans Later Funny Cat T-Shirt is for cat dads, cat moms, and coffee-loving cat owners who run on caffeine before conversation, and it makes a funny gift for any coffee-obsessed cat lover. Because in this house, the cat gets fed first and the human gets coffee first, and neither one is up for debate before 9am.

Design: a hand-drawn blue line-art tabby cat sits mid-yawn beside a stovetop moka pot and a paw-print mug, while bold orange lettering spells out "Coffee first, humans later" across the chest. It's a simple, two-color graphic built for anyone whose cat has very strong opinions about mornings and makes sure everyone knows the house rules before the first cup is poured.

Perfect for everyday wear, work-from-home mornings when the cat outranks your calendar, a birthday gift for the coffee-and-cat person in your life, or just something guaranteed to get a laugh and start a conversation in the coffee shop line.

Product details: 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, midweight jersey knit that's soft against the skin, breathable, and holds its shape wash after wash.

Fit and sizing: true-to-size unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeve, regular cut, so it layers easily without ever feeling boxy or baggy.

Colors: Light Blue, Navy, Royal, Sport Grey, White, Black, Cornsilk, Heather Red, Dark Heather, Natural, and Tropical Blue.

Sizes: S to 3XL.

Printing: printed with direct-to-garment (DTG) technology for a soft-hand, long-lasting graphic that won't crack, peel, or fade after a few washes.

Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, no ironing directly on the print.

Made to order: each shirt is made to order just for you, so please allow a few extra days versus off-the-shelf items, no two mornings, or cats, are exactly alike.

Purrheads makes design-led apparel for cat people. Questions? Reach us at hello@purrheads.com.