{"product_id":"i-m-dead-inside-cat-t-shirt","title":"I'm Dead Inside - Funny Cat T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI’m Dead Inside Funny Cat T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is for \u003cstrong\u003ecat dads\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ecat moms\u003c\/strong\u003e, and any \u003cstrong\u003ecat owner\u003c\/strong\u003e with a dark sense of humor, and makes a \u003cstrong\u003efunny gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for \u003cstrong\u003ecat lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eintroverts\u003c\/strong\u003e, and anyone who answers “how are you?” with a joke. It turns low-energy honesty into a wholesome punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003echeerful doodle print\u003c\/strong\u003e pairs the two-word slogan “I’m Dead Inside” with a bright scene of \u003cstrong\u003erainbows, sunshine, smiling stars, hand-drawn cats, and one tiny cat skull\u003c\/strong\u003e. It is deadpan-meets-cheerful for people who run on caffeine and cat cuddles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003ecat dads\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ecat moms\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eintroverts\u003c\/strong\u003e, and dark-humor \u003cstrong\u003ecat lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e, and as a gift for the friend who answers “how are you?” with a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e a soft, true-to-size unisex crew neck t-shirt with short sleeves and a classic regular fit. The fabric is \u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e, pre-shrunk, in a comfortable midweight jersey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit and sizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e this tee fits true to size with a relaxed unisex cut. Size up for an oversized look, or size down one for a more fitted feel. See the size chart for chest and length measurements in inches and centimeters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e available in navy, royal, sport grey, white, black, military green, and sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/strong\u003e the artwork is printed with \u003cstrong\u003edirect-to-garment (DTG)\u003c\/strong\u003e printing for a smooth, durable, full-color finish that holds up wash after wash. Every shirt is an original Purrheads design, printed to order and made just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e each tee is printed on demand, so it is always available and made fresh for your order. Purrheads makes original, premium cat-themed apparel for cat people. Questions about sizing, shipping, or returns? Email hello@purrheads.com and we will help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Purrheads","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":57542932857176,"sku":"19048540674974929906","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":57542932889944,"sku":"22699598399899784561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":57542932922712,"sku":"12784692360524329885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57542932955480,"sku":"86993142592011879068","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57542932988248,"sku":"37539359765459537742","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":57542933021016,"sku":"12878180814340507367","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":57542933053784,"sku":"31586920446889645020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":57542933086552,"sku":"12451999430938948046","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":57542933119320,"sku":"33492436133343130394","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":57542933152088,"sku":"28101746407336715118","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57542933184856,"sku":"13848134898766975214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57542933217624,"sku":"23125404102143101393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":57542933250392,"sku":"10798391883574171776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":57542933283160,"sku":"33613789780804817724","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":57542933315928,"sku":"11787846253449809517","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":57542933348696,"sku":"19934919955464898274","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":57542933381464,"sku":"31087724678568937344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57542933414232,"sku":"90658864481298857270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57542933447000,"sku":"96939848086876913335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":57542933479768,"sku":"11068030531487841585","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":57542933512536,"sku":"17726311333079683722","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":57542933545304,"sku":"55287927671917568544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":57542933578072,"sku":"30690750821372726165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":57542933610840,"sku":"70158162420014723944","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57542933643608,"sku":"33870827732930862822","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57542933676376,"sku":"24075311132904206465","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":57542933709144,"sku":"19607237199359410505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":57542933741912,"sku":"26859551446726910470","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933774680,"sku":"15640552451032025964","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933807448,"sku":"22751866012872307243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933840216,"sku":"16783495086508250991","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933872984,"sku":"49492667021893169066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933905752,"sku":"15423315628032645260","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933938520,"sku":"27378684800010829599","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":57542933971288,"sku":"17777551991014812552","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934004056,"sku":"18711361518584685666","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934036824,"sku":"47670961836885889697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934069592,"sku":"10444932821981315314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934102360,"sku":"21789639600732270189","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934135128,"sku":"23994428160383606901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934167896,"sku":"26960833158580901734","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":57542934200664,"sku":"20823508405784599849","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/4332\/6808\/files\/18_I_MDEADINSIDE_MOCKUP_white.webp?v=1782060031","url":"https:\/\/www.purrheads.com\/products\/i-m-dead-inside-cat-t-shirt","provider":"Purrheads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}